Tiger, tiger,... bird, birdie...

Ninjas are smart.

I was once a ninja. We were the good kind, who protected the innocent from violence. I had to retire due to a strained ear lobe.

It used to be a scary thing to ask a ninja a question, since, if they didn't deem your question worthy, they'd totally flip out and kick your ass. Now you can ask a ninja a question from the safety of your own PC. Besides, you're anti-social anyway.

www.askaninja.com

What you do get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?